Archive for April, 2010

Beautiful Poem

Posted in Humor Column, Some sites I enjoy, Uncategorized with tags , , , on April 24, 2010 by Joe Zimmerman

Eating all of the pasta in this cupboard
like nothing I expected

You can greet me at the door
Or you can make me break in
through the window in the back
But either way I’m going to retrieve
the motivational book that I left
on your floor
that taught me to never give up
on finding my motivational book.

Did I leave it on your floor?

Speak now, I command.
You say, “No,” as you punch me in the thigh
and say “Charlie horse won the race!”
“What race?” I ask
“The race that smells like up dog,” you imply.
I say “what’s up dog?”
Again, you punch me in the thigh.
The same thigh
you already punched
once
before.

Mrs. vs. Ms. vs. Miss

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on April 21, 2010 by Joe Zimmerman

It seems odd to me that it’s 2010 and women have to choose between Mrs., Ms., and Miss while men are just Mr. This has to be particularly confusing for kids, who always have to remember which prefix to address their teacher:
Boy – Mrs. Dougherty?
Teacher – Ms. Dougherty
Boy – Oh, why isn’t it Mrs. like all the other female teachers?
Teacher – Because I’m not married, I’m single.
Boy – Okay, well I actually wish I didn’t know that information – was just checking to see if I can use the bathroom – don’t really care if you’re single or not, gross.

Is this not extremely sexist? No matter what, dudes are “Mr.” If your first grade gym teacher was male and married, he was Mr. Myers. If he was male and single, he was creepy Mr. Myers. But no matter what, he’s always Mr. Myers. And as a kid, you know you’re not supposed to say the “creepy” part out loud. Furthermore, the creepy is something that you have to figure out on your own. Is this really fair to kids?

It’s high time for women to pick one prefix and stick to it. Where are my feminists at? Ten year olds don’t need to know their teacher’s marital status. My vote is for “Ms.” It’s short and simple, like Mr. If you want people to know you’re married, just say – “Oh hey, btw…I’m married.” Great. Nobody cares.

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