Odd Things People Have Said Right After a Show

Here are some odd things people have said to me right after a show: “You should do a CD of just songs. I would play…>>

Potential Classic Courtroom Drama Cliche Movie Titles Still Available (which I would never pay to see, but might star Denzel Washington or Michael Douglas)

Sometimes I think every cliche movie title must be taken – especially in the courtroom drama genre. Most of the ones I thought of were…>>

Unwritten Best Sellers

I’ve decided to write a best-selling book, and it’s obvious that the key to doing so, is coming up with a title that looks like…>>

Be careful who you trust

I spend a lot of time working in coffee shops, and I’m surprised by how often strangers will walk up to me and ask, “Hey,…>>

Law Enforcement on Banana Peels

I tend to have bad luck getting pulled over. Most people who drive with me say things like, “Jeez, you drive really low.” Yet, I’ve…>>

Scientology Rock – The Kiddy Pool Series, Volume 1

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That Dirty, Dirty Starbucks Mermaid

Starbucks’ original logo (above right) was put to rest several years ago due to complaints about the promiscuity of the bare breasts and inviting position…>>