Framed Gas Station 3D Bald Eagle Art

Just to paint the picture, I’m driving through Indiana on my way to a high profile gig at the University of Notre Dame, with the…>>

Potential Classic Courtroom Drama Cliche Movie Titles Still Available (which I would never pay to see, but might star Denzel Washington or Michael Douglas)

Sometimes I think every cliche movie title must be taken – especially in the courtroom drama genre. Most of the ones I thought of were…>>

Shingles

The good news is, I’ve recovered from Shingles. The bad news is, I had Shingles. Shingles sounds kind of gross right? I had no idea…>>

Baseball Cards and bad investing

Like many boys in the late 80’s and early 90’s, I collected baseball cards. I remember being told (and believing) that baseball cards were solid…>>

Death of a Mail-man

How does the Post Office continue to exist? It’s a business that, like the Yellow Pages, is no longer necessary. It also represents a colossal…>>

Words (A random insignificant post)

Here are some words I know how to spell, but don’t know their meanings: Abbess – to forgive a nun, for being un-nunlike Effete –…>>

Be careful who you trust

I spend a lot of time working in coffee shops, and I’m surprised by how often strangers will walk up to me and ask, “Hey,…>>

Beautiful Poem

Eating all of the pasta in this cupboard like nothing I expected You can greet me at the door Or you can make me break…>>

Law Enforcement on Banana Peels

I tend to have bad luck getting pulled over. Most people who drive with me say things like, “Jeez, you drive really low.” Yet, I’ve…>>

My Worst Comedy Gig

Well, I set my new personal record on Friday, for worst gig I’ve ever performed at. I was asked to perform in an “auditorium” for…>>