Futuristic Blog Typed from my Droid Incredible

Typing a futuristic blog from my Droid Incredible phone, while moving at 75 miles per hour in the direction of Notre Dame for a Beards…>>

Too Old to Trick-or-Treat

For almost as long as I can remember, I’ve felt a deep sense of aging; the inner-monologue of “man, I’m really getting old.” “Yep Joe,…>>

Potential Classic Courtroom Drama Cliche Movie Titles Still Available (which I would never pay to see, but might star Denzel Washington or Michael Douglas)

Sometimes I think every cliche movie title must be taken – especially in the courtroom drama genre. Most of the ones I thought of were…>>

Shingles

The good news is, I’ve recovered from Shingles. The bad news is, I had Shingles. Shingles sounds kind of gross right? I had no idea…>>

Unwritten Best Sellers

I’ve decided to write a best-selling book, and it’s obvious that the key to doing so, is coming up with a title that looks like…>>

Some Opening Lines

I’m not good at approaching women, so I’ve brainstormed some opening lines to help break the ice: Hi, I’m pretty awkward around attractive women, so…>>

Just a heads up that my birthday is tomorrow, in case you weren’t planning to make a big deal over it.

Pain don’t hurt

On TV in Charlotte today – show tonight in Fort Mill http://ping.fm/nOE9F

Beard update: all is well in Atlanta at the Laughing Skull. 3 shows left with moving new dramatic piece from Dave Stone and stunt double.